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Mimosa Hash Write Up - 20 Feb, 2011

Oh, where to begin? The day was forecast to be a nasty one, with black hovering over the skies. But somehow the RA got it right and we only had the odd sprinkle and a fair amount of sun. Before we started off Jobsworth had a boot sale as he was getting rid of his porn (titles like 'Babe' and the like). Hare Harley D set off with the walkers and co-hare Pedo took off with the runners.

All was pretty uneventful up until the beer stop. In fact the walkers and runners arrived together, which was quite remarkable. We were all impressed with the hares' ability to make that happen, even if we knew it was a fluke. However, from that moment on it all went pear shaped. Harley D decided she had too late a night on Sat and was too tired to continue with the trail. So she left the poor clueless walkers alone to find their way down ravines, traipsing through waterlogged trails and doing circles around the Var. It didn't matter that there was 'supposedly' flour everywhere. There was certainly no flour where the walkers chose to go.

So what did the walkers decide to do? When they realized they were well and truly lost in a no cell phone area, they emptied their pockets to see what goods they might have to survive in the wilderness. Confusion had a bottle of water, Seymour Pussy had an Iphone until she fell and it broke, and we had 2 pairs of walking sticks to fend off wild animals. Oh, and Serge had some condoms. Knowing the supplies would not save the day, Confusion suggested we follow the yellow brick road (well, yellow trail blazers) that would surely lead us to the great and powerful Wizard of Oz, who would send us to the circle with three taps of our hash shoes. But when that failed we decided to do what was natural- every hasher for himself. The men sped ahead, leaving the ladies behind. Some went to the right, others lagged behind heading left, while others tried to find cell phone reception. No Musketeers motto applicable with this group.

After stumbling to an asphalt road there was much disconjointed discussion as to whether Oz was left or right. The clearest thinking threw themselves in front of moving cars, and got a 4 km lift to Tanneron, site of the On In restaurant.

Meanwhile, back at the circle, little Charlotte was named Lazy Gaga, which was appropriate as she should have been lost with the walkers but instead got in the beer car for a lift back to base. All the walkers were nominated Hash Shit for worrying the others - the hash is full of warm, fuzzy folk with obvious concern for fellow hashers (except for the Brits who just drank beer).

Fast forward to the restaurant 'La Famiglia' where the walkers arrived well in advance of the runners. Seymour Pussy had been left behind (discovering that a thumbs up is not as effective as throwing yourself in front of a car for a lift) and was duly picked up by Harley D. Eventually all the walkers' cars were retrieved and the feast began, although awkwardly. Rob arrived for the meal one hour late, which was perfectly timed for the group's arrival. The only snag was that the La Famiglia restaurant thought we had cancelled our meal, due to some evil bastard calling the day before and saying 'Cancel that hash group's meal'. So after dreaming about porc au ceps during the hash, we discovered they only had gruel left. Fortunately, that wasn't true and they were able to rustle up a hearty meal of terrine, venison and assorted tarts. Harley D, how was that tarte tatin only you got to eat? It looked really nice. But don't worry- my soggy bread pudding was really nice. It is not the author's intention to trash La Famiglia on their crap service. So this won't be discussed. If they didn't get the idea, perhaps Long and Hard let them know it wasn't up to par.

Only Too Cheeky managed to remember this was the Mimosa hash and put some in her hair. Otherwise, this hash would have been called the !@?# hash. Only kidding, it was a fun day with a bit of adventure. Hopefully we will see Seymour Pussy again.

Down Downs to:

Hares (for the Lack of Mimosa Run)

Idleness: Golden Showers, Cumalot, Prestressed

Returners: C More Pussy, Harley D

Multiple Offences: Rachel and Charlotte

Christening: Lazy Gaga (Charlotte)

SOW: The Walkers

Monaco 23.5k, 10k, 7k or 3k. 20th March 2011
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Ensemble avec Benoit. 5k or 10k run for charity. 27th March 2011
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Eurohash 2011 in the Hague, 27th - 29th May 2011
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Hash in the Mimosa

Hash starts in the car park opposite the fire station
(don't mention pompiers!)
in Pegomas at 10.30am for 11.00am prompt start.

After down downs it's a short walk for a meal in Pegomas square at the restaurant L'Ideal.

10.30am for an 11.00am start.

Directions to the Hash:
Exit A8 at junction 41 Cannes La Bocca. At 1st roundabout turn right, (or take the slip road) direction Pegomas onto a dual carriageway. At 1st roundabout turn left, cross the river Siagne and turn right at the next roundabout onto the CD 109 direction Pegomas. Continue around bends for 2kms through the hamlet of "La Fenerie" and a new school on your right, until you reach a small roundabout with a Super U on your right. Turn left at the roundabout direction Auribeau, Grasse and Peymeinade onto a ring road D109a. Pass a busy vegetable and bread market on your right, then a garden center and the Fire station. At the next roundabout turn left (3rd exit) into a small lane Chemin l'Ecluse with the sign for Ecole Primare and L'Ecluse Restaurant. The car park is situated on your left next to a sports ground, Stade Gaston Marchine, and opposite the Gendarmerie, enter at the 2nd gate, just by a very small roundabout filled with stones. 10.30am for an 11.00am start.

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