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DIVAHHH Champagne Weekend 2009, Friday 27th - Sunday 29th March 2009
in Reims, France Party in style in the Champagne Region!
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The U.K. Nash Hash 28/08 – 31/08/09. Organised by Edinburgh HHH,
Porquerolles Weekend 18th - 20th September 2009
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Run 603- 22 Feb 09So the Dublin hash decided to test out Wedgies new digs in Nice for an away weekend to celebrate their 23 years of hashing. Saturday evening saw a run that someone else is supposed to have written up.
Sunday's run was set by Pedo, Martina no name and John no name the reastauranter, not to mention Cassius the dog. When people think of Nice they tend to think of the Promenade des Anglais, the Place Massena, the port or the Cours Saleya. One thing all these places have in common is that they are more or less at sea level. Pedo, Martina & John took that idea and totally ignored it. The trail started half way up a hill a long way from the bar were most of the visiting hashers and a number of the natives had gathered. Somehow they found their way up to the start.
There was then the usual milling around as Pedo took the beer car off to the beer check and so on. While the pack were milling around some visiting visiting hashers from Belfast demonstrated their special underwear powered catapult.
Eventually, after the usual Pedo BS about it all being flat except for the up and down bits we were off. Up and then briefly down. This period of down was not at all long lasting and the pack shortly found itself ascending.
Somewhere out in front were Dingus and Sudsucker from the Riviera H3 and some bionic robot called Spiderman from Dublin as well as some younger Dublin hashers. Their cries and Dingus' whistle served mostly to demoralize as they showed just how much hill the pack had to climb.
Eventually a check was discovered at which the true trail went flatwards. Spiderman however did not, prefering to keep on up. His theory (incorrect) was that the trail would eventually continue upwards.>
The other FRBs had a nice view down to the walkers and Pedo the hare while they waited around the firmly locked beer car. The spectacular nature of the view did not help with their thirst
Gradually other runners showed up dying of thirst with beer within sight but not a drop to drink. Eventually Pedo showed up with the keys and the car was opened.
Hash Tash guarded the beer that was not to be drunk because it would be needed for the circle. Even more eventually Spiderman showed up to confirm that the second half did not involved any more ascent. After a while enough stuff had been consumed and the pack began the second half. The good news here was that, as Spiderman testified, the second half was down. It was not necessarily easy for hashers to solve the checks and the pack spread out like a horde of locusts searching for flour.
The pack got quite split up and emerged in dribs and drabs at the finish. And some of the walkers had to be rescued by car from whereever they got to.
In the circle down downs were awarded to:
The hares - Pedo, John no name and Martina no name
The technologically challenged - Farty Bum and Dire Rear
Late comers - Contessa and Down Under Chunder
The whiner about out of date crisps, and the purveyor of same - Lay me and Virgin Mouth
For being worried about loing her mother's wallet (and not so worried about the mother herself) - Miss Hell / Sarah
The catapult constructors - Lost Deposit, Dr Purple Helmet, Keen Knicker
The manly page 3 men - Polly and Rick O Shea
Hot dogging on the hil looking for elton john - Spiderman
For rescuing spilt guinnes - Spiderman
Insider trading - Sneaky Bastard
Stating the bloody obvious: STTI
Failing to sweep the walkers correctly and getting lost: Shepherd's Bush
Feeding dogs with parts of his body: Louis and Polly
Canine abusers: Prestressed, Wiff Diva, Martina
Wedding Anniversary: Lay me and Called Away
Coming together: Polly and Polyandra
Swapping spit aka Romeo and Juliet impersonation - Liam and some girl
New names were given to Martina who will henceforth be known as Slum dog and Liam who is now Twice.
There were three virgins - Maurice, Jim and Christina
The Shit of the Week was a closely fought battle between Sneaky Bastard and Dawn. Dawn won and seeing as she's too young and innocent Wedgie drank it as a poxy proxy.
Then, before heading to the resto, it was time for the group photo
Also see the Receeding Hare Line!