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Ghost on the Coast 24th-26th October, Viareggio
Details here.

Zurich 500th Run, 28/11/08 – 30/11/08.
Time: November 28, 2008 at 5pm to November 30, 2008 at 4pm
State/Province: Zürich
Posted By: Thirsty Thursday

Event Description:
In the depths of Chlösterli Forest (near the Zoo!), Zürich, Switzerland, ZH3 will be hosting the 500th Run. 3 day Event Starting 28/11/08. Great central location, wonderful scenic woodland and picturesque views of the lake via the 3xtrails starting with a Red Dress run on Friday. Wild, Wild Zoo party with Gourmet food via Chef-de-Cuisine, W&R. All details via www.zh3.ch or mail wet.and.ready@zh3.ch

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Christmas Bash 2008 - 6/12/08
Full details here.

Run 597 14/12/08 - Merrydick's Soixante but not neuf
This will be Merry Dick 60th. birthday celebration(?).

Padre would like to know of any original members still in the area so he can contact them, to inquire if they are:
a) still alive and
b) want to come along and see how the old fart is aging and c) join in the celebrations.
The U.K. Nash Hash 28/08 – 31/08/09. Organised by Edinburgh HHH,
Details here.
Porquerolles Weekend 18th - 20th September 2009
Brief details here.

Run 590 5th October 2008

Well, your visiting returner Scribe, Diplomatic Bag, was going to spend a couple of hours writing these run notes, but all the budgetted time seemed to be spent waiting for the food in the resto, so it will probably be a bit shorter than planned!

The Quiz

1. Who was overheard saying to her co-hare

… “Biot is so wonderful, very quiet on a Sunday with no cars here!” … …?

2. Who said:

… “Do you want Confusion or me?” … …?

3. And who replied:

… “ I think I’ll have you both!” … …?

4. Who got a free beer from the restaurant?
5. Who walked the runner’s trail and arrived back before the walkers (and some of the runners!)?
6. Why did Confusion give Pedophil cash for services rendered??

The Run

Hares, Confusion & Knicker Licker laid a great trail of just under a dozen kilometres, so they told us. At least they would have told us if they had been there at the start. That might have also allowed them to tell us that despite years of Sacred Hash Tradition, they had decided to lay part of the trail with non eco-friendly plastic strips! Anyway Padre set the runners off on time with the walkers milling in the car park; some sort of sailing cup having been presented to Sneaky Bastard by Cum Cum before the ON ON. The howl of engines on the Biot Hill-Climb made it a bit difficult to think, let alone hear any hash calling, so it was with some credit that the leaders, after a slight diversion via the ON INN, managed to find their way up the hill, avoiding being run over by snarling fast cars. Eventually the top of the hill was reached and after some intuitive navigation (the aforementioned plastic), contact was made with the walkers, who were well escorted by both hares! A wooded section followed, but the petrol heads were not satisfied and we soon got on to the dual carriageway for a 2 km stretch past a couple of roundabouts, while being overtaken by about half a dozen super-large coaches not to mention dozens of cars. Just as well I am a bit deaf already! An ambiguous BEER HERE arrow fooled some of the people for some of the time, but after the beer we soldiered on. The second half took in a half-completed housing estate, a downhill stretch through some posh houses, then a final section down the diversion route for traffic from Biot to the A8, because of the still snarling hill climb … Less said the better!! The runners got back before the walkers, including limping quasi-runner, your Scribe, whose knees ain’t what they used to be. I don’t frankly care what else the walkers did!

Awards Corner,

Padre ran a very competent circle, saving the day as RA in spite of some fringe interference and the aforementioned ‘run issues’ and most of the awards and Down Downs are here. Bit dubious celebrating the Jewish New Year and Eid al Fitr with beer though!

Virgins: Annie Anglade, Peter Cotton, Wendy Noble (from Trinidad & Tobago), Ashley Humphries.

Returners: Generator, Whoresin, Seymour Pussy, Diplo.

Jewish New Year & Eid al Fitr: Mud Wrestler, Padre, Diplo.

Larry Grayson: ‘Captain’ Sneaky Bastard.

FRB: Prestressed.

New Boots (Walking): Fairy Plunger.

B/Days: Cumin Late.

S.O.W.: Sadist (Well deserved IMHO for nominating a Virgin!)

SOW Nominees: Paedo, Madame Mutton.

The Answers

1. Confusion
2. Knicker Licker
3. Sadist
4. Padre
5. Me (Diplomatic Bag)
6. Who cares?

The Conclusion!

After the circle ON to the HASH NOSH Restaurant/Brasserie/Dive. Pity they didn’t start cooking the food until 90 minutes after we got there! Take away Pizzas seemed to be going out OK though! Final result: Total … … Confusion!
Upcumming Events
Also see the Receeding Hare Line!

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R*n 591: NEXT HASH 19-Oct

The Hares: Martin ,Jos and Prestressed!
Contact : martin.south@hotmail.co.uk Tel: 0044 7912504600 or 0492938137

19th October 2008...Meet @ 14.00 for 14.30 prompt start..Le Bar S/Loup Cemetry! Walk ok for dogs!

From A8 Exit 44 [Antibes/Juan les Pins].
Take D35 for Valbonne/Sophia Antipolis. After you have passed under autoroute [watch speed camera!] keep right hand lane to Valbonne, onto D103.
Over several roundabouts staying on D103.
Past 'Le Bois Dore Restaurant' on right.
Then next roundabout take right turn onto D3 Valbonne/Chateauneuf.
Through Valbonne and at crossroads turn right, still on D3 direction Opio/Roquefort.
After climb through town, turn left onto D3, direction Opio.
Go past 'Jardinerie Nova Garden Centre' on right and past 'The English Car Mechanic' on left.
At roundabout 'Rond Point,' take 3rd exit D3 Chateauneuf/Le Bar S/Loup.
After hair pin bends, go over mini roundabout and at next roundabout take 3rd exit Le Bar S/Loup.
Next roundabout take right exit D2210 Le Bar S/Loup, passing 'Pergola Restaurant' on right, bus depot on left.
Pass 'Mane' factory on left.
As pass town sign of Bar S/ Loup, stay on D2210 [ignore LH sign for centre ville] and pass shops and restaurants passing 'La Jarrerie' Restaurant on left [where going after!].
Take next left D303 Le Bar S/Loup Centre. up bendy hill, past school on left and house number 170, then take VERY sharp right turn into 'Chemin de Bessurane' [also sign for Chapelle St. Claude] and park by Cemetry.

A two course supper including 1/4 vin and coffee @ 'La Jarrerie Restaurant' for 20 Euros inc. will follow the Hash @ 17.30 hours. An idea of numbers would be very helpful please on the above telephone numbers or e mail, if possible!!

Many thanks and look forward to seeing you!! Jos and Martin