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Hares go to a lot of time and trouble to set trails and organise on-ons. Please remember this before you start whingeing. If you have a genuine gripe, bring it up with everyone, don't make snide comments!
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Wetspot's Salernes Away Weekend, 29th June-1st July 2007
Euro Hash, London, 13th - 15th July 2007
IAH2007, Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, 31st August - 3rd September 2007
Blue Danube H3 River Cruise, 9th - 16th September 2007
Porquerolles Away Weekend, 21st - 23rd September 2007
Perth Interhash, 21st - 23rd March 2008
HARE OF THE DOG RUN
HARES: PADRE AND BIG END
A hardy (fool-hardy?) few turned up for the Hare of the Dog Run the day after Prestressed’s Extravaganza the day before. Start was from the car park close to the church; a trail complicated by the fact that it followed and crossed Prestressed’s trail of the previous day.
Padre made up a weak excuse about a new 2m high fence which had been put up around the Golf Club area he was going to set for us----as if!
The trail began in red flour then red and white and then white just to make it clear for the drink sodden pack which staggered off at 11 o’clock into the streets of Valbonne village proper.
The trail then went up towards chez Prestressed and then plenty of tarmac teamed up with a blazing sun at midday.
A long run in to the welcome beer stop at Mother Hen's There was great concern for the absence of Prestressed and Bold Fokker, the latter not an expert in this neck of the woods as a visitor from the Hague H3. (What have the Dutch every done for us by the way?? Not much, just Courage, Dykes and Caps). However once the bedraggled pair arrive the pack immediately set off for the on inn.
An easy descent saw the front runners back to the bins in about 10mins.
Sneaky Bastard formed the circle for his first solo attempt as RA:
Down Downs were administered as follows:
Hares for an unmemorable run and for losing the walkers
Vulcan (London City H3) for wearing a Cyprus Interhash vest on the wrong day
Prestressed and Bold Fokker (Hague H3) for turning to technology (wrist mounted GPS) to find the sip stop but getting badly lost
Perpetual Motion and Harley Davidson for attacking a plum tree in desperate search of sustenance
Sneaky Bastard for totally losing control of the circle
Sneaky Bastard for regaining control of the circle
Fairy Plunger for murdering his missus so he could make the run.
Shit of Week: Too Flash to Hash for not only misleading the walkers but eating the directions given by the hares. This made a hat trick of S of the Weeks for Too Flash who is now an honorary life member of the grand order of shits of the week.
The down down was expertly administered by Bold Fokker.
Announcements: Check out the website for the next Extravaganza in Salaurne next weekend and the Sept bash in the Poquerelles.
ONONON At Chez Prestressed to finish off the excellent tucker from yesterday.
Highlight of the apres tucker was the European Song Contest administered by Maneater who gave a good impression of the optician’s daughter (after two glasses she made a spectacle of herself). The finalists were Japan, New Zealand and Greece. Fortunately Greece was the winner, although not a hasher, Dimitri was at least European.
Also see the Receeding Hare Line!