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Hares go to a lot of time and trouble to set trails and organise on-ons. Please remember this before you start whingeing. If you have a genuine gripe, bring it up with everyone, don't make snide comments!

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Never Cums

Prestressed's Mid-summer Party/Hash, 23rd-24th June 2007
Details here.

Wetspot's Salernes Away Weekend, 29th June-1st July 2007
Details here.

Euro Hash, London, 13th - 15th July 2007
Details here.

IAH2007, Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, 31st August - 3rd September 2007
Details here.

Blue Danube H3 River Cruise, 9th - 16th September 2007
Details here.

Porquerolles Away Weekend, 21st - 23rd September 2007
Details here.

Perth Interhash, 21st - 23rd March 2008
Details here.

RUN 547 - Black Hawk Down Run
(inspired by Padre and Fearless' memories of 20 year's ago in Mogadesciou? when they had to literally run through blood and guts!)

In spite of au uninspring weather forecast, the Hash took place in very dry conditions in Valmasque Pqrk in Sophia Antipolis on Sunday 17th June. The Hares, Padre and Fearless (visiting from the UK) set a woodland course which wasn,t difficult to follow, although Sneaky Bastard and Perpetual Motion, who was markedly relaxed and undriven today, managed to lose the trail and find a short cut back in the second half of the Hash (remarkebly avoiding a Down Down for this misdemeanour!) Runners and Walkers used the same trail, though not often crossing each other's paths, but it was well thought out as the arrival was staggered to avoid a long wait for the first thirst quenching beer at the beer stop.

The circle was precided over by the Antipodean visitor, former Religious Adviser Suck On, and assisted by trainee R.A. Sneaky Bastard. Suck On was invited to join in a toast with the presiding R.A. Padre and The Grand Master, Dirty Dingus.

Down Downs were given to muglless, Dirty Dingus, and to Hashers Big End and Testicle Twister for fouling the trail. A Belgian passerby was even lured into the circle with his dog to have a drink, but seemed strangely anxious to escape.

There were a number of returning Hashers, Dirty Dingus and Sudsucker and Contess who also received a down down for her achievements in higher education, thus improving her vital statistics.

Sneaky Bastard got his ususal fair share of down downs for forgetting the Queen's birthday and, even worse, for forgetting the Queen of the Hash (Padre) and for not knowing the words to the down down songs, but happily avoided being Shit of the Week (though he was unsuccessfully nominated for arrogance). Perpetual Motion received a down down for definitely not being in motion on this Hash.

A very game Virgin Hasher this wek, Liz, even allowed herself to be given a Hash name and is henceforth to be known as Crumby Tits! She was quoted as being very pleased with her Hash name and looked as if she'd entered into a wet teeshirt competition as well.

True to form, Sneaky Bastard received a nomination for Shit of the Week, along with visiting Aussie Hasher Too Flash for standing in dog sh.. and threatening to contaminate the Circle. Padre was also nominated for putting Hashers off coming to the Hash by suggesting it was going to rain. Too Flash won the votes and was dutifully given her just desserts by Sneaky Bastard.

Finally two late comers, Skinny Tight Arse and Pre-stressed, arrived just as the proceedings were over to enjoy the delights of the meal in the Auberge Provencale in Valbonne where an excellent meal and jolly banter was enjoyed by all.

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R*n 548-549: NEXT HASH 23/24-June

Hope you are all looking forward to the mid-summer Hash. We have got great trails, two beer stops and what promises to be a great post event party until the wee hours.

If you haven't paid by now, we reserve the right to apply the late payment fee, so be warned!!! In all seriousness, early payment was introduced to make our Cash Hash's life easier, so for all of you recalcitrants, I suggest an apology is due to Virgin Mouth who will be holding the fort in Farty Bum's absence.

BY THE WAY: Sunday 24 June is the Fete de St Jean, so if you plan to stay over in Valbonne , there will be an aperitif offered to "la population" in the square, followed by the traditional mid-summer ritual of jumping over a fire, and a great fireworks display at 22h30.

Start: Chez Skinny A and Prestressed, 329 Chemin de Bellevue, 06560 Valbonne.

Contact Numbers: 04 9312 1623; 06 2813 6759

Time 13h30 for 14h00 prompt.

Directions to
329 Chemin de Bellevue 06560 Valbonne

From the East
1. Exit 47, Villeneuve Loubet,
2. Keep right, direction Grasse.
3. Stay on this road (D2a, D2, D2085), direction Grasse, Roquefort les Pins.
4. After 10km, roundabout left (3rd exit), D204, direction Valbonne.
5. After 4.8km, roundabout right, direction Valbonne.
6. After 700m ignore road to right to Opio, Chateauneuf.
7. Immediately after this road, turn left into Chemin de Bellevue.
8. Proceed up this road for 300m.
9. Fork keep left onto dirt track next to stone wall on left.
10. We are 50m straight ahead behind brown gates, No. 329.

From the West
1. Exit 42, Cannes, Mougins
2. Follow N85 Grasse and Mougins
3. Take first exit Valbonne Centre
4. Follow D3 to Valbonne
5. Enter Valbonne
6. Cross Roads turn right, direction Biot
7. Pass through village
8. Hairpin left
9. Immediately after long right hand bend turn, right into Chemin de Bellevue, and follow points 8-10 above.

There will not be any parking at the house, other than for the beer car, parents with babies and those of a genuinely frail disposition.
Parking is available in parts of Chemin de Bellevue, and on our secondary access road to the right of the fork in 9. above.
Parking will also be available at our neighbour's building site to your left, 10m after our entrance.
Alternatively, there is good parking off Ave de Pierrefeu , or in the village


Please bring your own towels and swimming attire if you wish to cool off in the pool.